Bob Quinn’s home draft room look like this

Bob Quinn said his home draft room has a TV, three screens, two laptops, three phones and a printer.

So name the following. On draft day…,.

What’s on the TV?
What’s on the 3 screens?
What’s he doing with the two lap tops?
What direct line do the 3 phones link to?
What does he need a printer for?

What’s on the TV? Draft Day with Kevin Costner
What’s on the 3 screens?
A) Pictures of Bill Belichick
B) Face time with Martha but she has the camera turned backwards.
C) Mel Kiper
What’s he doing with the two lap tops?
A) World or War Craft
B) Pokémon go
What direct line do the 3 phones link to?

  1. NE Patriots war room. Working a trade
  2. Little Ceasars Pizza
  3. Whitmers office
    What does he need a printer for?
    I have no idea but I hope he’s not sitting on it.
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And this is what he’s currently working on his desk.

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What’s on the TV? – Re-runs of the Detroit Lions’ “Another One Bites the Dust” music video on a loop.
What’s on the 3 screens? Three different pictures of Jeff Okudah flexing.
What’s he doing with the two lap top? Beating himself at Words with Friends
What direct line do the 3 phones link to? Martha Ford’s Cardiologist, Bill Belichick’s Psychic Friends hotline, His local Keller-Willams realtor.
What does he need a printer for? For his favorite of the three Okudah pictures.

What’s on the TV? Re-watching the entire 2014 Patriots Season on NFL Gamepass (free through May.

What’s on the 3 screens? Minesweeper, bank account statements, screensaver with the repeating scroll, “I’m a star. I am a big, bright, shining star.”

What’s he doing with the two lap tops? Pornhub and YouPorn

What direct line do the 3 phones link to? Martha’s Rotary phone, Bill Belichick’s brother (Bill won’t take his calls), The ShamWow guy (for motivation).

What does he need a printer for? Printing out ESPN’s NFL Fantasy Football draft kit

Probably watching Draft Day with Kevin Costner on the TV. One lap top, watching TJ Hockenson youtube highlights, the other laptop looking up mock drafts to get an idea of what he should or shouldn’t do. Phones…one a direct line to Matt Millen, a direct line to Matt Patricia, and the other phone probably to play Clash of Clans with his buddies. The printer, so he can print out what other teams have done with their picks.

Seriously, who knows with this guy?

Bob Quinn on draft day morning.
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Did anyone actually watch the interview at the Lion’s site? I’m flabbergasted by the poor production. I assume they weren’t trying to get an Intel Blue Man Max Headroom vibe on purpose, but that’s what they ended up with.

Astonished that an IT staff with their budget couldn’t come up with something better.

And the single biggest offense is that he doesn’t know what they’re using, Zoom or Teams. Microsoft, as their partner with all the Surface carts and tablets on every NFL field should have been able to spearhead this whole thing. Major opportunity lost here. Major.

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When the Lions are in charge of something, expect it to be sub standard.

This is the organization that drove off their only 2 HOF-caliber players in their last 40 years because they are managed so poorly.
This is the team that has had 4 winning seasons out of their last 19 seasons, and fired the coach that had 3 of them in his 4 years tenure. Then they bring in arguably the worst head coach in the NFL.
They had the worst GM in the history of sports and then when he is fired they hire his right hand man without doing any sort of job search at all.
This is the organization that has had 2 seasons of 11+ wins since 1963
This is the organization whose last division title was 1993 and only has 3 division titles since 1963 (Tampa Bay has won the NFC North more recently than Detroit and they left the division in 2002).
1 playoff win since 1963

1963 is the year when WCF/Martha purchased the Lions.
You really expected anything competent from this pathetic ownership?

I could see this happening when the Lions are on the clock.

Lions having technical difficulties.

Well I doubt anyone came over to his house to hook up a Zoom meeting with reporters? The only problem was the audio cut a few times and that is probably most likely due to the subpar internet in Michigan.

He did mention that he was expecting more equipment in the coming days before the draft.

You’re welcome. (I have too much free time because of this damned shutdown)

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Big fan of Kyle Brandt. He cracks me up.

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Not a bad effort.
Useless, but that’s a good thing sometimes. :grin:

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Jesus … lol

I didn’t know I needed that but I did.

I’ve been on quarantine too long.

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Lol me too buddy! (obviously)

What’s on the TV?
Porn
What’s on the 3 screens?
Lots of Porn
What’s he doing with the two lap tops?
Recordable Porn
What direct line do the 3 phones link to?
Hook up Porn
What does he need a printer for?
Print the favorite Porn

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