BREAKING: Roary released, Pat the Patriot signed to 3 year, $25k contract


#1

I feel bad for Roary but Pat is sneaky fast and clutch when you need him. Should free up some space.

I’m just glad Pat wasn’t asking for Gritty money.


#2

Gritty looks like one of Sesame Streets crew’s meth addicted cousin


#3

No wonder he fits right in within Philadelphia!


#4

The Patricia Mascot.