BREAKING: Roary released, Pat the Patriot signed to 3 year, $25k contract


I feel bad for Roary but Pat is sneaky fast and clutch when you need him. Should free up some space.

I’m just glad Pat wasn’t asking for Gritty money.


Gritty looks like one of Sesame Streets crew’s meth addicted cousin


No wonder he fits right in within Philadelphia!


The Patricia Mascot.