Did you guys get your stimulus checks yet?

Mine is showing pending in my account.

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Nice…

$300 for porn? You cheapskate! Do you have any idea how hard it is to make money in porn when everyone has to be 6 feet apart? The accuracy needed to hit the CENSORED with a CENSORED from that distance is insane!

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No way, man! That is totally fake, because PornHub’s premium content is free right now! Wait, I mean, um what is Pornhub?

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I’m not sure I believe that.
Can you verify by posting your account number?

Smooth, bro. Doubt if Snags will fall for it though.

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:laughing: :laughing:

Little known fact — Pornhub is owned by some guy in WIndsor
Their ex HR lady was hired into our business
:rofl:

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ESPNbaby does not live in Windsor.

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Meh, as long as it’s lesbian porn , ya get 2 + women and no man’s junk-ever.

This thread has Den Archive potential

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:joy: This seriously made my morning. Thank you!

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Looking at Snags transactions, he’s already stimulized…

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He has no need for PPP money. Got it taken care of

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Pretty good, snags.

Here’s what $300 of pornhub will get ya.

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He has a mean left hook, and an even meaner right stroke.

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Every two stoke still needs lube! No friction burns please!

Haha, that’s a joke about motors and weiners…double points for you!

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Got my $1200 in my account this morning! Now, there’s no place to spend it.