Good morning. Jim Bob Cooter is still employed


#1

Thought I’d beat everyone to it. Sorry to depress your day even more.


#2

Thanks… next you’re going to tell me Pasqualoni and Patricia are still employed too? :confused:


#3

“Quinn Man March” doesn’t have the same ring to it …


#4

I’m fine giving MattyPatty a few years, but JBC had proven he can’t adapt.


#5

#BringBackScottLinehan


#6

Yeah, that’s the rub. Who is available (now, or after the season) that is 1) better, 2) willing to come here.


#7

I’m available.


#8

And, you’d be willing to come here?
And, how about your wife?:rofl:


#9

For 2 mill per year, I will make it work.


#10

I am willing to come to Detroit and I’ll work for a hometown discount. I am undefeated as a head coach. 1 and a half million and I’m yours. 10 million dollar bonus for my first super bowl. I get first crack at Martha Firestone-Ford. I should be able to speed the romance along. Once she changes the will, the team changes hands, I vow to sell it to a Michigan entrepreneur who will give his word to stay in Michigan or the team will revert to me and I can try again.


#11

Yooper… YOU’RE HIRED


#12

Just checking, is he still employed?


#13

Our offense looks semi-functional today, please hold …


#14

Arrow route finally works