Greg Schiano abruptly resigns from Pats staff


#1

#2

Ah yes, his faith and family, eh?

Was he caught with a hooker?


#3

That’s probably code for, I can’t work for Robert Kraft with a clear conscience.


#4

Even the defensive coaches don’t want to be there if there’s no Gronk


#5

Every time I’ve seen this excuse used it’s because someones been caught cheating. Just have to wait to see if they end up with a joint Facebook account next.


#6

Maybe he’s got a big college deal in the works. Nobody here knows but they all want to spout bullshit. That’s the way of things.


#7

So, it turns out he did not want to be a long distance dad with a daughter a sophomore in high school.

Pretty neat if you ask me.


#8

Is his daughter’s name Mee Lang and did he meet her through Robert Craft while in Palm Beach?

I’m joking…