We’re all friends here in The Den. The new/old place is basically full of people who have been online buddies for a long time. So let’s lay it on the line with something mildly embarassing about ourselves.
Sometimes when I take the dogs out, very late at night, I piss in the yard with them. Nothing wrong with that. I do it on my own lawn while the neighbors are probably in bed. If two large dogs pissing in the yard 3 times a day doesn’t kill the grass, then one large human doing it every once in a while won’t do any harm. Right? Riiiiight?
Don’t tell my wife. She wouldn’t leave me over it, but I’d have to get that sad and disappointed look again.