So I just discovered I’m doing something I didn’t realize I was doing. Apparently when I’m at home, I unzip my pants on the way to the bathroom and pull my junk out as soon as I hit the doorway. How did I discover this was a habit I developed at home? Because I caught myself doing it at the movie theater…twice!
I’ve been going to the movies every week here, because on Tuesday’s they have cheap seats. Last week I got up and went to the restroom. Next thing I know, I’m walking across the restroom with my junk in my hands…headed towards the urinal. I was like “WTF?” I thought it was a one time occurrence. But this week I did it again. No one was in there either time, but could you imagine being in the bathroom and looking up and seeing some guy walk into the restroom with his dick already hanging out? That’s when I pieced everything together, and I’m guessing something about sitting down watching a screen was triggering my brain to think I was at home or something, so unzipping my pants on the way and flopping it out at the doorway was the result.