Perhaps after a day of stewing on it, Patricia can sound off in dramatic fashion at a press conference today and completely destroy the league. Take a fine. Hell, take a suspension. That will only make the league look even worse.
Or, Bob Quinn can do it for him. He could spout off about spending every waking moment putting a team together just for the league to script his team to lose a game.
Or Rod Wood, who basically does nothing in life, could take the bullet for Quinn and Patricia and put out a real statement, lined with expletives and stand up for the fans of the team that pays his salary!
Or maybe Martha leaves the old folks home for an hour and acts like an owner who cares, for the first time in her life.
**My last idea would be for the Lions as an organization to stop being pussies and basically promote that Ford Field be filled to the rim with people mocking the league. Fans to be dressed as blind refs. Dressed as goodell with a clown nose. Fill the stadium with signs that say “Fuck you Goodell”, “the NFL is fixed”, etc.
Instead, I predict nobody in the organization will say much of anything and anyone who enters Ford Field with a sign will be escorted out and treated like a felon. Because the owner and front office are all gutless fucks who want this shit to keep happening.